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CheatSpeak 101: Guidelines & Etiquette for Useful CheatSpeak

• Only A-Z, a-z, -, ?, !, , and spaces are allowed.
  Non-English and special phonetic characters aren't welcome here.
  "hello" in Mandarin:
  nǐ hǎo is useless. KNEE-how is beautiful.
• Use ALL CAPS for emphasis
  "thank you" in Russian:
  spa-SEE-buh
• Use dashes to separate parts of a word. Use spaces between words in a phrase.
  "hello, how are you?" in Spanish:
  oh-lah, co-mo es-tas
• Always try to use an actual English word before you make up one.
  Try to use cat, not kat, or deer, not dhir.
• Silent letters are useless letters. Keep each sound as simple as possible.